"The research team analyzed blood samples from 85 sharks captured around Eleuthera, one of the most remote islands in the Bahamas. Of those sharks, 28 had drugs of some description in their system."

[–] Concave1142@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Now we need a Cocaine Shark movie like we had Cocaine Bear!

[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The "Cocaine ____" franchise really dies after the fifteenth movie, Cocaine Shrew. They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for animals to drug up!

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I would watch Crack Hamster. It couldn't be any harder going than the Crack Fox.

[–] krispyavuz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Coming up: Jaws - The Stuff

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 1 points 2 hours ago

Caff'd up Sharks on Coke. It ain't (well yes it really is) no joke.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

We need another Jaws movie with this premise.

[–] MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 1 points 3 hours ago

These sharks know how to have a good time!

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world -1 points 4 hours ago

Hell yeah brother