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[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 12 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Let’s be real, the damages are like one of us handing someone a $5 bill.

[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 7 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

The good news is this opens them up to potentially billions of these lawsuits.

For the two months it takes due this to get overturned by a higher court.

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I'm getting really tired of all these incredibly obvious headlines that juries and researchers keep finding.

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Are you tired of the Epstein class paying 1/1000th their criminal proceeds in fines — at most — then remaining free to rape children, buy our political class whores, and generally terrorise the working class?

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

The love to "think of the children" being sexually abused, but never about their mental and social health

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

And, meanwhile, my friends who think themselves liberal also oppose any kind of regulation of social media.

I don't get it.