So ELI5 is now "explain it to the hot dog ballerina princess". Got it.
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The 5 in ELI5 is the 5 words: "the hot dog ballerina princess"
Can confirm, am hotdog, have no insurance.
Sooooooo, is dipping you in cheese considered to be sexy, or racist?
Umm, what kind of cheese? I'm open to new ideas. Just no blue cheese, I learned my lesson last time..
Probably nacho cheese byproduct. Goes well with your nitrates!