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Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

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[–] Dequei@piefed.social 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This meme is so old that it should be 60 year old now.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

The one who made it is now the 40 year old mum laughing at "banana".

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Meanwhile other 40 year old moms are on Lemmy shitposting.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's the Facebook part that makes them not cool. 40 year old moms rock. I'm far more able to relate to them than their kids these days.

[–] Bongles@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

I need you to up this meme's age. It's probably 60s now.

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