When the accelerationism is outside of my control, yet I still want to take advantage of it.
I'm going to the range tonight with comrades
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No one did the Mao quote yet? I guess it's my turn
Everything under heaven is in utter chaos; the situation is excellent.
I also ran it through one of those LinkedIn-speak translation bots for a laugh
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"everything's cooked!" 
"everything's cooked!" 
Yeah.. I wonder why everyone in the country doesn't simply be in control of their own destiny
The acceleration is happening whether you're ideologically into that or not, Trump is on his death to America speedrun arc
Trump is actually an innocence and has packed decades of historical development into a few years
Inshallah he lives to see 100 so he can keep doing the things he’s doing to America
CHAOS IS A LADDER
-- Walter White
I really like the stuff that guy is in, when is Lenin's next show?
I get exposed to so many conflicting opinions on what is right and wrong that I'm struggling to know who is correct anymore
Sometimes I feel like the person on the left, sometimes the person on the right
In terms of politics, of the class struggle i'm the one on the right
In terms of climate im the one on the left
The right choice is the one that brings you the most satisfaction, while producing the less harm for others. A world built on the principles of a win-win cooperation.
We should work together to create such a world. I won't step on your toes, you won't step on mine, we'll find common problems and resolve them. Can you think of any good reason for why anyone should stop us? There isn't one, they're either too scared to let go of their treats or they're too scared to face something new.
Edit: Also for a bit of humor this is what it feels like to go through the world right now: 
Nothing is true; everything is permitted.
Now is the time to throw bricks at cops.
I like the sound of that haha
give that fish a bigger tank!
At least 29 gallons! You can do filterless natural planted (Walstad-style) if you really need the silent aesthetic, but for crying out loud CHECK YOUR WATER PARAMETERS AND GET AN AIRSTONE STAT
...assuming that's a fancy goldfish and not a common or pond comet, in which case all bets are off and you're gonna need the mother of all tank setups or, better yet, a fucking pond
See now you're getting it! Be a little fish in a small pond, that's an opportunity growth mindset 📈📈📈
This country is doomed, it's my chance for my country to not get terrorists funded to it
Only a civil war can enable me to take over in my country, and I'm sure the others will annihilate my battalion in a joint attack before battling against each other.