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[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 8 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I'll just put this hers, with the other fire.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Made in ~~England~~ Japan. Of course.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 4 points 19 hours ago

Seemed to me that one big pile of fire was better than two small piles of fire

[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

This just sounds delicious.

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

If I had a nickel for every time I've read about a truck (I think the other one was also Japanese) on fire that drove itself to a fire station, I'd have 10¢. It's not much, but it's more than I would have expected.

I'm mostly amused because I expected this to the a story about the previous incident however many years ago it was, yet this one is new. heh.

Also, TIL there's trucks that drive around selling hot sweet potatoes..... ah, Japan.

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 15 hours ago

Taking a game of hot potato to a whole other level

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 26 points 1 day ago

following the incident the Kumamoto Fire Department was asked for opinion, and the spokesperson said that no, they do not advise people to continue driving their cars all the way to the fire department if they’re on fire.

Well that can't be right.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 18 points 1 day ago

Not the onion, but is potatoes.

[–] mystrawberrymind@piefed.ca 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The imagery of flaming sweet potatoes! The driver frantically honking get out of the way!🤣

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

TIL that you can italicize emojis

👁️ Look, it's Eileen

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Flaming Potatoes at the Fire Station

Band name!

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

You thought "Flaming Potatoes at the Fire Station" Was a Good Band Name

by Fallout Boy

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 3 points 23 hours ago

🎶 "Great Balls of Fire"🎵

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Mmmm, baked potatoes…