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[–] spectre@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

On brand for Bloodfeast to ascend to a higher plane of existence but return to earth and run for office anyway instead of fucking off entirely

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

my longstanding theory is that vietnam (esp. cambodia) was a blood magick ritual coordinated by henry kissinger to grant himself immortality. but he forgot to ask for eternal youth

iraq 2 was dick cheney getting enough blood power together to undo the curse

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

trump has been talkin' a lot about death and not getting into heaven and then the first thing that the US does in the Ramadan war is kill a school full of girls, do the math

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

whatever deal trump made with the dark spirits, it seems like the monkey's paw side effect was accelerated cognitive decline

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

this like when you meet gary for the 2nd time and he's got a fucking gyro

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

I was going to write some humorous line about the skull throne and bi-partisanism, but it's honestly so fucking depressing and black pilling to see these guys ascendant.

[–] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

It’s like when you haven’t seen a rival in DnD for a while and they’re suddenly an archfiend