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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

I have the front door open and I'm still sweating.

[–] SituationCake@aussie.zone 3 points 25 minutes ago

I’m on the couch under a throw rug.

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 1 points 2 minutes ago

I'm alternating between the oodie and a hoodie.

My Bermuda triangle of sweat (nose and upper lip) is very sweaty however lol

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 38 minutes ago

it's sooo humid

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Complaining

I may have treated this ringworm inadequately and spread it to the sheets and my ankle. It could be irritation from the perfumed antifungal laundry rinse but with my immune system I’m not taking any chances. Treatment will recommence and endless hot wash and dry laundry continues.

I may have to wash the last two blankets that might still smell of Melbcat and stink them up with scent.

I don’t seem to be progressing at anything, the house doesn’t look any cleaner, my wrist hurts from slamming my hand into the wall, I spend every moment of every day feeling hollow and like I want to cry.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

before you do all that I think you should see a doctor about it, don't take the chance

because it does not help to work so hard and have such anxiety when you can't possibly be sure

and keep a pen and paper journal everyday but like a Japanese journal, write some positive observations, write about other people and things

and so many hugs πŸ«‚

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I will but will probably just get it again unless I can sort the visiting cat. Which is not simple. But unfortunately I can’t bear to ignore 🫩

This time of my life is just really bad. I just want to go back to how it was. Me and my girl.

[–] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 4 points 4 hours ago (6 children)

Internal job application successfully submitted. Applications close Thursday so I'm hoping I'll hear by next week 🀞

You go girl πŸ”₯

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 5 points 2 hours ago

GET ITTTTTTT!!

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 2 hours ago

Good luck 🀞

Fingers crossed mate 🀞🏾

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 2 hours ago
[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 4 points 4 hours ago

YASSSSS GET THAT WORK LIFE BALANCE

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 5 points 5 hours ago (6 children)

Worst movie ever watched?

For me: Rubber (2010), dir. Quentin Dupieux.

The premise: a rubber car tyre developed awareness and psychokinetic powers to kill people

The actual experience: Pretentious absurdist French shite.

Maybe some people like it, but I certainly did not. And yes, I will take any opportunity to shit on this film. I wasted 82 minutes of my life, twice, on this poop film

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Two that I can think of. Moulin Rouge. Didn't get passed the first half hour. Don't know what it's about still to this day. And Mamma Mia. I did watch it all and then slapped myself.

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 2 points 5 minutes ago

I liked Moulin Rouge but I watched it as a teen and had a massive crush on both Ewan, Nicole, and the guy that sings Roxanne πŸ˜‚

Hard agree on Mamma Mia, and I love ABBA πŸ˜‚

[–] SituationCake@aussie.zone 3 points 21 minutes ago (1 children)

Agree with you on Mama Mia. I think it was popular because of the abba songs, but take that away it’s a nothing much special.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 points 7 minutes ago

I think they're gonna make a third and I don't know why they made a second one.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Movie I have sat all the way through. Most bad movies I will stop watching.

Survive!

I saw this at the movies with my frenemy

it was so bad I laughed, she was really upset I laughed

true, the story was serious, but a serious story is different to a well made movie, which this was not

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survive!_(film)

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 1 points 4 minutes ago

Never heard of it but I clicked the link to see what made it serious. How bad must it have been if it ended up a comedy πŸ˜‚

TIL about the Tarantino connection/reference. Awesome thank you.

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I loved that movie lol.

I always read it as satire of a particular genre of film.

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 2 points 1 hour ago

I'm starting to think that perhaps the issue is me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

[–] tone212_@aussie.zone 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Objectively it has to be The Room, but what makes it so bad also makes it great.

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 3 points 4 hours ago

Oh my lord do I love watching The Room, it's just so perfectly quotable!

"Anyway, how's your sex life?" πŸ˜‚ And that awkward scene where he fucks her dress? Or the sheets? So delightfully unhinged.

I actually read the book Greg wrote about how he met Tommy and how the movie got made, production etc, also delightfully unhinged. And the Disaster Artist movie was great too.

Can you tell I love The Room? πŸ‘€

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Autumn in New York - Richard Gere and Winona Ryder

Shlockfest about a younger woman falling in love with an older man, and then she gets sick (or is sick) and dies near the end of the movie.

Ended a relationship over that piece of shit.

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I haven't seen that tbh, but the premise reminds me a little of City of Angels, with Meg Ryan and Nicholas Cage. That film makes me very, very angry

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 1 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

You're not missing out at all. It's crap. My gf at the time got upset at me cause I didn't the movie emotionally compelling (i might have clapped when Winona's character died) and we shouldn't see each other.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 1 hour ago

I saw that movie.

it was very very cringe

very nithing, I just didn't care about a single character or event

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

The trash taking itself out, especially over a shitty movie lol

[–] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I liked how dumb it was. Like at the start the guy lists a bunch of movies and includes JFK, then says 'no one knows why those stories happened, they just did.'

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Omg you've seen it? I don't think I've met another person who saw it too πŸ˜‚ TBF that was pretty funny, I'll give it that lol

[–] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I have a Mubi subscription and have watched a bunch of weird stuff. I may have been more used to pretentious French expressionist cinema at the time too

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Ah fair I saw it a thousand years ago on I want to say netflix maybe? I'm not sure I've tried to forget πŸ˜‚

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Ooh some fisticuffs b/w tradies next door.

That's exciting.

I going for the one in hi viz (nothing against tradies, just the yelling). They're all very quiet now lol.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Did they take their shirts off? 😍

🀣🀣🀣

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 7 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

Stupid society. I feel like such a creep going next door and picking up the carton that got misdelivered. It's MINE, I promise!!!

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[–] SituationCake@aussie.zone 5 points 7 hours ago

It’s unfair that it’s effortless to make mess and takes 10 times as long to clean it up. Plus needs extra motivation.

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