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I trained a series of human neurons to play doom when I was 7. They really need to step it up.
It's unlikely to be anything close to what the headline fuels to the imagination, but it's good to read about some nice actual scary stuff instead of the calculator that Sam Altman put googly eyes and a miniskirt on and keeps claiming will kill us all.
I think you misspelled Scam Altman's name
Scam Likely!
Clammy Sammy
I mean, if the hypothesis of centrioles being the root of conciousness, these neurons definitely had centrioles.
That experiment could have created a small conciousness who was born into, and has only ever known ... hell.
Hold up. A miniskirt?
ChatGPT 5.5 suddenly got...sen-sual.
PS: theres a video of these things in operation. They intend to stack them in server racks.
Yeah.
Say, that seems a touch...fucked up.
Is this a Boltzmann brain in a universe where only Doom exists?
"sir we got it to communicate!"
"Excellent Bill, what is it saying?!"
"Kill. Me."
"Oh shit."
Wait till they take over.