this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2026
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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 22 points 9 hours ago

That text up top sure added to the humor

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 76 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

would have guessed danger 5

[–] sober_monk@lemmy.world 19 points 9 hours ago

And here's the abridged version with the theme song for extra ridiculousness.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 14 points 12 hours ago
[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Source? It's familiar but I can't remember

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago

My guess would be Magnum P.I.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Plot twist: It's Halloween.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

IIRC, she is actually pulling out a gun to shoot him, but he is faster.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 1 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

Mom Pants P.I.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 hours ago

... That answer exists in the top comment.

It's from an episode of Magnum PI.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

They don’t work on Sunday and they don’t carry guns.

Checkmate Catholics.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 9 points 9 hours ago

Sister Act 3: Bad Habits