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[–] Linearity@piefed.zip 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

to forehead

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Except that meal (as in food) has a different origin than meal (as in ground grains).

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

alright, link that history of english podcast

[–] abrake@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Haven't listened to/heard of that podcast but compare definitions 1 and 2 here: https://www.etymonline.com/word/meal

[–] thesingingsea@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 32 minutes ago) (1 children)

(~~Disclaimer: I haven't listened to this episode, they probably don't talk about the etymology of meal~~ (Edit: they do!)

But I'll always take the chance to share Words Unravelled

https://audioboom.com/posts/8549306-do-vegetables-technically-exist-food-words

Jess and Rob are a delight 😊

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] thesingingsea@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

Awesome, thank you.

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Look, can we get to space and rebuild every limb possible and command giant robot armies? Yes. Can we grow every type of food in every biome known? Also yes. Will we be eating anything other than rice turned into nutrient paste? "What are you a fucking heretic?"

  • my spacefaring, nutrient paste worshiping, colonists.
[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

tips human-skin fedora "muh rimlady"

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 3 points 2 days ago

Will we be eating anything other than rice turned into nutrient paste?

Guess who just volunteered for lunch.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think I’m having a stroke can someone explain what they are saying

[–] asqapro@reddthat.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The first person is speaking about students in a class learning Japanese. Apparently in Japanese, the words for "rice" and "food" are very similar. The students make fun of this because it reinforces a stereotype that Asian people enjoy rice a lot, but it's pointed out that the English word "meal" can mean "the act / time of eating food" or "coarsely ground grain", making a parallel between the words for "rice" and "food" in Japanese.

The second person is saying "Humans enjoy commonly eaten foods" (being rice and grain here). They say it in a clipped way to be funny, read as "humans be like: 'staple crop'"

The third person humorously and intentionally misinterprets "staple" as a verb and pretends to assume there should be more to the second person's sentence.

The last person continues the joke, pretending that person three should staple a crop directly to their forehead. Aside from the absurdity of doing that, there's an old meme about a product called "HeadOn" that had the tagline "Apply directly to forehead" (it was a bogus homeopathic medicine that did nothing and hoped viewers would assume applying it to their forehead would have some helpful effect). The joke is further enhanced by the account being named "ublock-origin", a popular ad blocking software, since it would be strange for an ad blocking software account to be making jokes like this.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Beep bop, thanks for explaining human humour, meat bag. /s

Jokes aside, my mother in law is Argentinean (=speaks Spanish) and to this day, she tells my son, now a teenager:

Come la papa. Come todo, come, come la papa.

Papa = potato in general, but for toddlers papa = food

[–] Tarkcanis@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I gotta say, I really do just more and more appreciate the extremely direct, simple, repetetive marketing there.

Its like hey, Fox News viewer!

We know you love the same points repeated over and over again, monotonously... try our product.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If we lived in a decent society, we'd have thrown everyone involved in that commercial to lions.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Alas, we do not, and must settle for either laughing at its absurdity, or organizing and doing something about it.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

"rascacielo" (lit "sky scratcher") is the spanish term for skyscraper. Lots of english-primary students think that's a weird one until they reflect on the english term.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Japanese is the same too: 摩天楼 (_matenrou_sky scraping/rubbing tower). As a kid I thought the ma part was 魔, which means "evil," so I thought it meant "evil sky tower."

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

We love to give the sky a little tickle