It sucks having to wait until you're 81 to play with your wood.
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You can play it when you're 81 years older than you are now
It sucks being so obedient to actually pay attention to random numbers on the shiny disks :)
Better than speeding through school zones.
does 81 through a school zone
"AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN"
You mean 8L right
So 58?
- If the smaller number comes first it gets subtracted.
Oh, alright thanks
wakes up
has morning doom
Lady boner?
Cut and saw, until it is done!
It have a T-shirt that says "MOOD" in just that style! Of course, since I'm the one wearing it I only ever see it in the mirror.
ꓷOOM
You can look at it before putting it on. Your welcum!
Your wife has a case for my wood.
Don’t get up. I’ll see myself out.
Funny how she has trouble finding it!
(Hold the door for me please, I'm right behind you).
Knee Deep In The Underbrush
The Shores Of Sawdust
Inferno
Thy Bark Consumed
...
Wooden Sigil
Wooden Sigil II (couldn't think of anything good for those ones)
Best I can do is mowing the lawn in Doom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgaJgzKOypU
dl the WAD here
I approve of this.
How good would (wood?) a tree-felling game be?
There is a bit to it lining up cuts just right.
Yea with all these simulator game being popular, i can't see why a tree-felling sim wooden get as much praise as powerwashing sim.
Valheim is basically that, with the added fun of occasionally being squished by a troll
So basically the EXACT same thing as being a Swedish lumberjack IRL!
Farm Simulator has a bunch of tree farming content in the base game
You're the Wood guy, you're taking care of a forest.
If the pope shits in the woods, does Doom Guy hear it?
He is not just hearing, he's on his way! (The Pope is actually the final boss. The Woodguy(tm) was living in peace with all the animals, until The Pope came and started shitting all around.
RUST has a pretty fun "minigame" where you have to connect certain points with each axe chop/chainsaw cut to quickly fall the tree, always wondered why that hasn't been poached for other games.
i'd play that
Well, you can play this:
ah with pre-SA Jian
Someone should make this a Gzdoom mod.
There's already a sourceport called Woof.
i mean like a mod about deforestation called "wood" where you cut down trees.
similar to this meme
but i think i get your point "woof" does rhyme with "wood"
Satisfactory vibes