Now I understand why there is a claw on its crotch. It's not a claw.
this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2026
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Frankly, I am quite disappointed at what I was expecting to be a much more prominent phalus
I'd start a petition to have the penis drawn bigger.
Drawn dick and balls were a good luck sign in ancient days.
And in modern toilets
As a symbol of progress
It should come as no surprise to anyone that the U.S. city of New Bern has removed the penis from its coat of arms.
Somehow the bear's eyerolling expression of despair looks more pronounced now.
So progressive of New Bern, a transgender bear as a mascot.
Oh man - if I start spreading this around town it could be a good way to get them to put the penis back on.
Who is to say the original isn't a futanari?
Haz no tiddies
Boo to this new bern and their bear penis denial! Where the fuck is New Bern though? Got to be connecticut or some shit am I right?
North Carolina. Was the capitol once. Where Pepsi was invented.
Wait, they kept the coat of arms this entire time?
Well, technically they fixed it
What? They made it worse.
"Fix" is a euphemism for "neuter."
Fucking fascistss
fun fact: the doblerone logo contains a hidden bear in reference to the city of bern
Does the hidden bear still have it's penis?
Toblerone has also hidden much of the chocolate that used to come in the bars.
Never noticed it until you pointed it out ...
It's good to see Switzerland upholding the right to bear penis.
Did some prude have a hard on in removing it? Not going soft on the bear penis issue, the population erected a defense.
Let it hang, Switzerland.
With that shape and color, It looks like a bear claw is stuck in his penis. No wonder he's making that face.
The bear looks like it was drawn by a drunk toddler using their off hand and blindfolded
They didn't have furry artists back then
If that's true, who gave the bear an ahegao face?
That's just how they look there
I'd like to see you eat a bunch of fly agaric and draw a better one.