using windows 98 leaves it on for 99 seconds
this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2026
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God I fucking miss XP
> Changes KDE Plasma or Cinnamon desktop to Expose theme or XP theme
I agree, it's my favorite windows version. I used it for work for years and it was very reliable.
Now, thirty years later and I get lag opening a menu. I'm sure it's my fault for daring to open "control panel"
opens an eXPonential number of windows; crashes
Using Windows 3.1
Insert 3.5 floppy
This is why Windows peaked with version 2000.
Using windows 95
Open Internet Explorer
windows crashes
After 30 years, Windows has come full circle.
certainly do not try to plug in a scanner
IndexError: list index out of rangeopen 12 windows
I mean it's called Windows 11, duh!