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[-] BrownianMotion@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I would:

  • Buy a FU environment Car, and use 100% of the speedometer because I paid for it.
  • Buy a FU sized house, and fill it full of ballpit balls, cocaine and hookers.
  • Buy a FU size music venue, pay U2 to play at the venue, give free entry to everyone and arm them all with 4 cartons of eggs each.
  • Throw a massive FU party on the biggest ocean cruiser, invite only the top 10% of richest people. Then scuttle the thing.

Do I have any money left?

  • 50% goes to developing Australia.
  • 25% goes to the Linux foundation.
  • 20% goes to whoever is still alive in my family.
  • 5% goes to lizards on the internet, because frankly, the cats are getting too much attention and they are wayyy overrated.
[-] elskertesla@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Build my dream house with an architect. After that I would probably travel the world with friends and family.

[-] ChickenButt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I'd buy an old Land Rover series 2 or old Land Cruiser and drive around the high desert looking for shiny rocks.

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