this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2026
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I love waking up in the middle of the night, and the cat is just staring at you like 
. Stop hunting me and go to sleep.
relatable
i wear thick socks to bed because they LOVE hunting my toes for some reason. lol
Ouch. I bet that makes for some weird dreams.
they've learned not to bite hard and; bizarrely; i keep dreaming that i'm being attacked by miniature people like liliputians tied down gulliver
Left is my girl when I wake her up from her nap because I'm a horrible bitch who doesn't love her (I was literally about to piss myself)
Right is my girl when I reach behind the bed to pull up the charging cable behind the mattress (she's about to give me wounds requiring stitches)
I thought this was about your girlfriend not your cat. It made equally as much sense
The weird thing is that with humans it's the same - only in media bad guys look cool & laid back like kitty in the left panel.
Bad guys are careful to not appear so intimidating.
This is legit. You can totally see the "SLEEPER UNIT ACTIVATED" expression on the cats face.
Left one will close her eyes when you touch her.
Right one will close yours.
Pupils dilate to let in more light and improve the accuracy of a strike. Especially since cats hunt in relative darkness.