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[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 45 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

Time to start looking up every white-ass right-wing voter in the state that has a second home or spends early November out of state this year and challenge their registration 91 days before the 2028 election.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

wait'll white people start claiming indigenous people aren't citizens.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 23 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

You’re too late. ICE has already arrested people with Native American IDs, claiming they are invalid.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

ICE has arrested people with valid REAL-IDs claiming they aren't real. They'll do whatever they want to whoever they want.

[–] Kraiden@piefed.social 4 points 55 minutes ago* (last edited 48 minutes ago) (1 children)

REAL-IDs

Are Native American IDs not real?

ETA: Reading this back, it looks really pas-ag. Not American, the question is sincere. I've never heard of Native American IDs

[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 1 points 30 minutes ago

That would be hilarious. Just start challenging anyone and everyone with a MAGAt sticker just before the election and lock them all down in pointless bureaucracy of proving their citizenship

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Liberals love to pretend the law is self-enforcing and refuse to ask what role the state's deeply racist and violent state bureaucrats, or the police and sheriff's offices (nevermind any ICE agents operating in the state) will play.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Eagle_Eye_(United_States)

Incidentally, Supreme Court Justice William Renquist started his career as a poll-watcher in Arizona, screening out any who looked too Democrat.

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 22 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Republican Gov. Larry Rhoden signed legislation into law last week that authorizes challenges by individuals and election officials.

It would be a terrible shame if a bunch of people started challenging Larry's citizenship.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 hour ago

"Rhoden"!?!

Sounds like a foreigner to me!

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 25 points 2 hours ago

So they added pvp to voting

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 2 points 58 minutes ago

Soooo...every reservation gonna challenge every South Dakotane citizenship?

God I hope so.

gonna be shocked when all the people challenged aren't white while all the people challenging are.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 53 minutes ago

There's a New South Dakota?

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I fucking hate my country now

[–] Ellvix@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago

I mean, you hated it before, but you hate it now too