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Or bird girlfriend:
Or fish girlfriend:
Obligatory:
If I had a ginormous girlfriend I would love to watch her push and/or knock over boxes to make paths that get me to her part of the level.
Not shown: the level is actually a bank after hours and the lever is the switch that controls the automated security. OP is looking for a partner to rob a bank with.
How romantic!
Like Bonnie and Clyde or the couple from Natural Born Killers!
Someone’s gotta play It Takes Two
Some people play it for the coop, i play it to be unhinged parents who like traumatizing children
But I don't wanna play It Takes Two. I want to play Super Mario World but where I control Mario and player 2 controls Yoshi and I ride player 2 and then sacrifice Player 2 to jump higher.
Only with her consent though, right?
R-r-right?!?
Like a friggin' pokemon!
Granted, but you get third person view behind your head while aiming.
Toss me!
Few if any zombies though, please.
Well, then you could just throw her arm.
Call me old fashioned, but I generally prefer my significant other's limbs to remain attached to her 🤷🏻
Ableist. /s
Ico right?