Not shown: the level is actually a bank after hours and the lever is the switch that controls the automated security. OP is looking for a partner to rob a bank with.
this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2026
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How romantic!
Like Bonnie and Clyde or the couple from Natural Born Killers!
If I had a ginormous girlfriend I would love to watch her push and/or knock over boxes to make paths that get me to her part of the level.
Or bird girlfriend:
Or fish girlfriend:
Obligatory:
Toss me!
Someone’s gotta play It Takes Two
But I don't wanna play It Takes Two. I want to play Super Mario World but where I control Mario and player 2 controls Yoshi and I ride player 2 and then sacrifice Player 2 to jump higher.
Some people play it for the coop, i play it to be unhinged parents who like traumatizing children
Granted, but you get third person view behind your head while aiming.
Only with her consent though, right?
R-r-right?!?
Like a friggin' pokemon!
Few if any zombies though, please.
Well, then you could just throw her arm.
Call me old fashioned, but I generally prefer my significant other's limbs to remain attached to her 🤷🏻
Ableist. /s
Ico right?