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IBM 1979 variant (lemmy.today)
submitted 10 hours ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.today/post/48987363

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[–] Kojichan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago

Guess I'm a computer. shrugs

[–] jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, I know some very spiteful computers

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It's not art, it's a fleshlight.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 1 points 4 hours ago

Conversely, if it's a fleshlight, then by definition it is art

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 6 hours ago

Pattern recognition based spite and libido sounds like things someone would have already attempted.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 3 points 9 hours ago

Yeah, well I upvoted this when it said 69 upvotes, and I feel proud of that.

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Can* never

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago

No. Since this is based on something else, it follows the argumentation of the original.