I would but I’m not a fan of consent. Would you struggle a bit?
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Sorry, can't. That other guy is already planning to marry you.
Dang, I kinda wanted to marry all of you
That'd be big o' you.
Yes! I thought you’d never ask! 

Potentially. Are you a goth girl and can I call you mommy?
Yes
I declare you married