You've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 11 months ago by mayflower@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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[-] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 months ago

I think id be in the mens bathroom, which id be fine with, because im on lunch break right now and its about to end.

[-] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I am no longer in the hot tub, but dropped on cold hard concrete.

[-] Nyanix@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

I am now sitting in my wife's chair at her computer. Well, I guess I had some troubleshooting to do anyway...

[-] Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 0 points 11 months ago

Scared the shit out of the cat sitting in that spot

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