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[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 20 hours ago

One of them should set their time zone to UTC+4:21, just to ruin everything.

[–] braydan@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's rage bait. Communities can continue to set their own time zones. Kootanee just hasn't passed the motion to join yet.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

We need a broader interpretation:

"Nelson B.C. Mayor's Log, stardate 41153.7. The number of American draft dodgers continues to climb..."