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[–] doug@lemmy.today 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My retirement plan likely involves explosives and a penthouse or penthouse-equivalent that may or may not be occupied by the richest, douchiest person I can successfully stalk.

My inevitable colon cancer diagnosis is the go signal.

/s tag for when this comment comes up as “exhibit a”

[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)
  • starts drawing /s on all the explosives
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

The “it was just a prank, bro” defense.

[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

... in Minecraft.

[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

But there was a concept of a plan.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Turns out the plan was to kill a bunch of people you hate.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Yes. In both cases.

[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

The twist is, they hate everybody except billionaires.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Murica should prepare for another generation of hate, international attacks and likely terrorist attacks at home... enjoy your freedumb

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

no need to prepare, this is how it's always been

[–] Janx@piefed.social 4 points 3 days ago

"Aftermath"!? They didn't even have a plan for the current math...

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

The plan is to leave the door open for another regime that israel doesn’t like so that the war in the Middle East can fire up again in about 10-15 years

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 3 points 3 days ago

the aftermath is they move on to the next country that stands in the way of Israel's imperialist ambitions

Their plan is zero effort zero cost to them or their toxic masculinity. Just think of so many republican issues that revolve around petty selfishness and caricature man revenge-plot movie tropes that the country and many of us individually have to deal with. Kill everything, talk shit, fuck the girl, and walk away. They basically want to wreck everything up in the most low-effort, domestic abuser way without having to pay any price at all. Bomb another nation and kill a bunch of kids? no consequences. Women dying because they cant get abortions? Sit down, bleach your hair, shut up and crank out babies. Not my problem. People shot by the ICE SS? Guess they shouldn‘t have been breathing. Not my problem.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

They don't have plans, they have schemes.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 points 3 days ago

Even if they had a plan, would that make it okay?