Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
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submitted 1 month ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

You shouldn't be so negative.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago

I think I get the picture.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

She hung you out to dry.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 7 points 1 month ago

"pics or it didn't happen."

[–] Machindo@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

This is the first Dad joke I ever found genuinely clever. Good work!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

She was too bright.

[–] SiblingNoah@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

That’s why I only use fresh developer with my girl.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 1 month ago

Sounds like quite a fix.

[–] ech@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Forgetting your 4,4-dimethyl-1-phenylpyrazolidin-3-one at home in your rush out the door. Rookie mistake.