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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

China disables Amerikkkan nukes mid air and the libs finally wake up (aliens kill the brain worms who originate from another planet) and get educated. The Revolution happens bigly and destroys the bourgeoisie all over the world. Proletariats of the world finally unite. The dolphins grow legs and live with the humans and the communist aliens finally meet with us and earth becomes part of the space belt project.

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The dolphins grow legs and live with the humans

NO the humans grow fins and ask to be allowed to live with the dolphins

[–] Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

They are solemnly turned down.

[–] Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Every time a plane passes over or there's a weird cloud or whatever, it pops into my head. I'm not sure if it's normal, but I think about being vaporized in a bright flash of light on an almost daily basis. I both fear it and welcome it. I'm not exactly suicidal but it would almost be nice sometimes, for something to come along and prove that it was all for nothing.

[–] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Cw: suicide

New bit idea: communist revolutionary suicide dearh cult

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Hey, if it gets me out of going to work in corporate hell...

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago
[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Israel tried to nuke Iran, the nuke misfires and turns the zionist entity into one big crater inshallah-script

If we're imagining fantastical scenarios, we should at least try to imagine one that doesn't also destroy Palestine