A friend of mine was offered a chef position in a hotel in Dubai and we had to make a fucking intervention to convince him to not accept. Thanks God he listened to us, because you can bet those mfs are evacuating white collar employees and oil technicians and leaving behind all the service workers.

[–] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

if i find out someone has vacationed in dubai I get the ick

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Squeal, pig. Squeal!

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

I want Iran to do a very funny thing and bonk them with a missile.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Spec Ops: The Line is a documentary detailing a failed rescue operation of US Citizens from Dubai after a massive disaster cripples the city and strands over a million people without food or water

[–] Elysia@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

We have been exploring how to evacuate people but it's not easy

I hope Dubai kept the poop trucks on standby

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

With people like this I can't tell if "Moved families" means "My family had to move" or "My old family was a waste of my resources so I had to purchase a new one."

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

"My old family was not indicative of my status, so I fired them and got a younger, slimmer, more fashionable one."

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

"Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you."