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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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with a side of joint

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[–] silverchase@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] marighost@piefed.social 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

aw come on those folks are just minding their own business, they don't need this chaos in their lives

Nah, it's okay. We welcome the chaotic sandwiches as well!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

No, seriously. I think you would get some love. They liked all my recent abominations.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

“Blunt and a BLT?”

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That marijuana cigarette makes sense because the only people who think this is a good idea have their brains fried by that horrible drug.

[–] marighost@piefed.social 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would have expected you to partake in the Devil's lettuce, SatansMaggotyCumFart.

I'm straight edge only alcohol and other people's prescription pills for me.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

That's right Susan!

[–] jlow@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah, nice side salat!

[–] Lembot_0006@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago

Food Judge: I sentence you to 15 years of the vegetable warehouse!

[–] ItzzMe@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

i saw the top part of the image, thought to myself, “oh delicious!” i then scrolled further down and saw the rest of the image…

[–] Toneswirly@beehaw.org 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah i could fuck this up, especially high.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 1 month ago

I think you could only invent this while high.

[–] RumorsOfLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That is not an eclair but a long john.

[–] RumorsOfLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] f314@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A Long John (also known as a bar, éclair, or finger doughnut)

🤷‍♂️

[–] RumorsOfLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Long Johns are sometimes marketed as "éclairs"; the two pastries look similar but are created with different types of dough (steam-puffed vs. yeast-risen)

[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Shit so good they needed a joint BEFORE the meal.

[–] brachypelmide@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

i would demolish that thing so bad

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hate lettuce so much. Dumbass watery leaf

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 month ago

The only good species of lettuce.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

Fuck it!

I'm here for a good time, not a long time!

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Ive always wanted tomatoes and chocolate to pair like that, but could never quite make it work. (A bit of coco powder or dark chocolate in a tomato based sauce, or chili brings out some great flavors though!)