i saw the top part of the image, thought to myself, “oh delicious!” i then scrolled further down and saw the rest of the image…
Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition
Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.
Right now, here’s the rules:
- Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
- It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
- No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.
How to tag:
To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz
Here are the current tags:
- Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
- OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
- Meta - Relating to the community itself.
Finished checking out all the posts here? Also checkout !shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca!
(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)
i would demolish that thing so bad
I hate lettuce so much. Dumbass watery leaf
Dare you to post this on !SandwichPosting@sh.itjust.works
Please do!
aw come on those folks are just minding their own business, they don't need this chaos in their lives
Nah, it's okay. We welcome the chaotic sandwiches as well!
No, seriously. I think you would get some love. They liked all my recent abominations.
That marijuana cigarette makes sense because the only people who think this is a good idea have their brains fried by that horrible drug.
Yeah, nice side salat!
I would have expected you to partake in the Devil's lettuce, SatansMaggotyCumFart.
I'm straight edge only alcohol and other people's prescription pills for me.
Reefers...
That's right Susan!
“Blunt and a BLT?”

Food Judge: I sentence you to 15 years of the vegetable warehouse!
That is not an eclair but a long john.
Literally the first line
"A Long John (also known as a bar, éclair, or finger doughnut)"
I have never heard of an unfilled eclair. That idea is more offensive to me than this sandwich!
And to be fair, the Wikipedia entry for "eclair" makes no such provision for them to be unfilled, so I second calling this a Jong John until proof of filling can be made.
A Long John (also known as a bar, éclair, or finger doughnut)
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Long Johns are sometimes marketed as "éclairs"; the two pastries look similar but are created with different types of dough (steam-puffed vs. yeast-risen)