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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 day ago (5 children)

This is funny as a meme but don't give anyone any drugs they don't know they're taking, not even weed. You don't know what they're already taking (or abstaining from) just to be "normal," and you don't know their genetics.

Now, if you're already a buncha potheads, planning this together, and having one brave person "admit" to HR that he "accidentally" brought the wrong batch of brownies his wife had made for her Baked Bridge party instead of the straight ones he had baked, could give the whole team a reprieve as well as a hilarious workday

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 3 points 14 hours ago

As the other comment says, why would anyone tell HR anything? They work for the company. You're literally a resource that they're managing for the company. As with all legal issues, shut the fuck up. You don't admit to anything, legal or otherwise. If they want information they can get it themselves.

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

Why would anyone need to admit anything to HR? That's the sort of shit that whoever did it goes to the grave with!

[–] candyman337@piefed.ca 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Additionally, this is a felony offense, at least in America, if they find out you did it intentionally

[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

What's the charge?

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Baked Bridge

bridge is already incomprehensible to me, adding pot might actually be interesting

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

The lack of a singular way to bid in Bridge does decrease its accessibility to newcomers. Bidding aside it is no harder than any other trick taking game.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The lack of a singular way to bid in Bridge does decrease its accessibility to newcomers

eh, for me it's guessing what the other player is experiencing and basing strategy off that 'shared' behavior.

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

That knowledge comes from knowing how to bid.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

I want to be invited to that bridge party, please.

[–] hamid@crazypeople.online 32 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Let me take this meme seriously and make a comment no one needs to read

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 15 points 20 hours ago

We must be reminded to not commit felonies because we saw it in a meme

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How much of the least harmful substance do you need to give someone to fail a drugs test?

Like some poppy seeds on some bread? Actually harmless levels.

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Opiates are out of your system relatively quickly. You'd have to be tested within a couple days of consumption to detect it. THC and it's metabolites, however, bind with fats in your body and stick around for much longer, especially so for regular and chronic users. A single dose can be reliably detected more than a week after consumption, with chronic use detectable for months after the last dose.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So, you're saying you only need a little dose in order to fail the drug test?

So some very very light brownies would do, or?

That would be a win win. Theoretically.

[–] 474D@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

Highly doubtful, the test isn't a yes/no, it has a certain threshold you have to pass. If you never partake (so have no THC stored in your fat cells already) and just have a little, pretty good chance you won't test positive

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 5 points 23 hours ago

In theory it might be possible, but in practice, I think you'd be spending a lot of money bringing in medicated brownies every day that are potent enough to build up in your system while also being weak enough to be undetectable.