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[–] village604@adultswim.fan 110 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's an easy one. "I'm sorry my comment sounded insensitive. I use humor as a coping mechanism for grief."

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

launches into dead baby joke.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

You had me until you said “joke”

Precursor it with a "Did you like Terry?, oh alright then I'm sorry my com..."

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 months ago

Fake: talked to a girl Gay: joked about ramming a dude

[–] 11111one11111@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Shit like this, more often than not, only turns awkward because of the delivery, not the joke itself. If you are going to take a swing at dark humor, you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow. Those opportunities come once in a lifetime.

But for real, you studder, you mess up the setup, you get too nervous to laugh at your own joke. Anything but a perfect delivery with you being the first to laugh to easy any question your audience might have to it being a joke and youre fuckin dead in the water.

Remember, dark humor done right is like a kid with late stage pancreatic cancer... they never get old🙊😂

[–] Zorcron@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 months ago

Nah I don’t see how you could deliver this well to someone who doesn’t also have a pretty dark sense of humor who you know well. I don’t think it would be unrecoverable as long as you came off apologetic if the other person didn't appreciate the joke, but in think the chances of them taking it well to begin with are quite slim regardless of delivery.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Thanks, I'll have that playing in my head now.

[–] U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"qt 3.14" i finally got it... i guess at least the kids now have some math...

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't get it, Qt 3.3 was released in 2004 but 2005 saw a major version jump to 4.0, there was no Qt 3.14

[–] U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago

lol i got that one too. because i'm old

[–] three@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i don't get it...but i also don't care

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Cutie pie :)

Q T (# for pi)

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago
[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

He works for Quentin Tarantino?

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Once again: tell them you're a greenposter; they'll infer the autism as the cause of the gaffe.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everyone being two people?

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Small office.