this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2026
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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)

the last time i bought a triple AAA game at launch, it was $50 and steam says i have over 1000 hours playing it (over like 15 years)

that's 5 cents an hour. that's dude's rock math.

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

Baldurs gate has given me over 500 hours of entertainment and more waifus and husbandos than I could have dreamed of. A sound financial investment.

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago

Why is this is slop, that’s just facts

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Hey now! Sometimes boy math is working out how much of your income you have left after you bought 12 years worth of protein powder and took it all in a single week to get swole real quick, and you need to count your remaining pennies to see if you can afford a plumber after what that protein ended up doing to your toilet.

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

Zorg math is when 2+2=4 and florg math is when you have sleep for dinner edgeworth-smug

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago (3 children)

If that's boy math what's man math

[–] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago

Man math is budgeting out your dude wipe allotment for the month because the 24% apr F150 you financed costs more than your rent

[–] Orcocracy@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The gambling site has a taci-cool aesthetic and “MAN” is in it’s name.

Gambling? That's for your GAM GAM, PUSSY. Real men engage in MANBLING

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

wanting a very specific power tool and then spending 1,5 years scouring craigslist or local equivalent for it to get it at an insanely cheap price

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

want to throw out again that so-called "girl math" is just economics. once money is earmarked for something if you then spend that money on something else it did, in-fact, "cost nothing". you can't deduct that money twice and this is actually how money is considered in formal economics

sorry fellas, the girls were right