The druids liberated them.
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
Rules
- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
- Posts must be original/unique
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS
If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.
Or ate them.
Ah but then the druids die, and turn to grass. And so the horses eat the druids.
A great druid-horse-grass-manure circle of life. Roll the dice, will see what is it for you: horse or manure?
If I choose manure does that mean a druid is gonna eat shit?
Maybe they're just hiding
They're probably off somewhere, horsing around
I don't even think the cows are actually cows. Maybe all of them are just Cyric worshippers in disguise.
No goats either.
Rothe seem pretty close to goats
Rothe are more like aurochs or oxen than goats.
How many games do you know that actually have goats in them?
Goat simulator 1 & 3
So, 1 game? Not many...
They listed 2 right there
Actually they listed 1 & 3
Goat of Duty
2 games? Still not impressive.
Legend of Zelda:
- Breath of the Wild
- Tears of the Kingdom
- Twilight Princess
- Links Awakening
Stardew Valley
Witcher III
Skyrim
I'm with you man, I DEMAND more goat games!
Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon, Escape Goat 1 & 2, Tony Hawks, Farming Simulator, red dead 2, Goat's Tale, to name a few.
Far cry had goats?
I took them all. My bad
Yep, and yet people do not critique it's open world for being empty.
Well of course not - they do have chickens after all