Fuck past me! That guy has fucked me over in more ways than I can count. And Fuck future me too! That guy is pissed at me for reasons I can't possibly fathom. And fuck present me! That guy be lazy AF.

[–] RedWedding@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 3 days ago

Relatable

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

And I promise that future me will be a zen, chill, loving person. Or a dick, life is crazy, you never know how it'll go.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Or you become a BIGGER dick so you if you ever get a time machine you can go back to past you and show them how it's done.

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 13 points 3 days ago

Past me had a dick

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Future you is talking smack about you.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I am going to ruin his life, call it preemptive revenge

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

past me is an asshole, and future me is a chump.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

Whenever I think i can just steal from future me, past me has already beat me to the punch.

[–] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fuck Man, not just in documentation, in my whole life. I hope it’s because I’ve become better but I know there’s stuff in my past I’m fucking embarrassed about. And I know there are people I’ve hurt. But today I’m trying to be better.

So write some fucking documentation motherfucker be better this time.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Hey man, I’m busy. Future Me has way more time, and they’re already angry at me, so they can deal with it.

(JK… I’m pretty good at documenting my shit now.)

[–] Lulzagna@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Present me is the too, but also past me

[–] AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Current me, ironically? Still a dick.

Edit: didn't realize what community I was in lmfao not a programmer, just a perpetual douchebag.

[–] squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi 5 points 3 days ago

No documentation, just a single DICK.md with ASCII art of dicks in the project root.

[–] mech@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is this a programmer meme or a trans meme?

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 4 points 3 days ago

It says "was" not "had".