As a non native English speaker this is painful to read grammatically.
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As a native speaker it's gibberish.
Edibles are surprisingly scary. One time when I was very high I sneezed and heard my dog say "Bless you" from the other room. I didn't even think to question it. I just replied "Thank you, bud".
A few hours later I was thinking about it and remembered that I don't even have a dog.
Can you translate that to early 2000s 1337 speak?
As a native English speaker, this is painful to read grammatically.
It was probably just his neighbours dog that said it.
I wish weed got me this high.
weed gets nobody this high
I've been this high. But it was PCP, not weed. Saw a book picked it up and read it for about 10 minutes before realizing it was still on the shelf.
Where it comes from makes a hell of a difference.
I've had a lot of weed that just gets me light headed, some that lean towards effecting my mood (both negative and positively), and...
very rarely I'll find someone that has weed that can make colors seem 200% more vibrant and completely knock me on my ass. Just gotta shop around.
Same. Mostly nothing at all happens, sometimes I feel a bit light headed, but nothing like this.