this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2026
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[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I've got to wonder how it could ever be possible to find an 'unbiased' jury for such a high profile case...

[–] Greddan@feddit.org 9 points 4 days ago

Professional juror would be the best job ever. Give me a living wage and I'll stay off the internet and other news sources. I'd be the least informed fucker on the planet.

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

One of those uncontacted tribes.

That's a great idea. Let's just ship him to North Sentinel Island and let them handle it.

[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 10 points 3 days ago

They mustn’t hate him that much. I’d lie about it so I could rule against him.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 3 days ago

Hard to find a jury of your peers when everyone on the planet thinka you're a fucking tool.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's what happens when you're life goal is to make sure everyone in the world knows that you're a massive, rancid, suppurating hemorrhoid that needs to be excised from the planet. Ooo, let's convince him he could catch up to his car and drive it back!

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

I agree with you but mostly I'm here for the new word I just learned..."suppurating". Thanks!

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 4 points 3 days ago

The headline makes it seem like the lawyer's statement caused the dismissals. But they were just reflecting on how many dismissals they've had.