It makes me feel a bit gross to say, but RFK Jr. is in good shape. I'm surprised Kid Rock would agree to the video, as it makes him look scrawny
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I don't think it's any secret that RFK is juicing. You kind of have to be to have that much muscle mass at his age.
Yeah good point. Maybe he'll put into law mandatory juicing
state mandated beef cakes 
Yeah Kid Rock looks like a toothpick, quite comical.
dudes over 50 removing literally all of their chest/body hair is something I don't really understand... but wtf is with getting in the tub in jeans?
also, RFK Jr's skin looks like he's a elementary school PE coach from Florida in the 1980s, when the recommendation for suntan lotion was "fuck it".
This are my swimming jeans
i did not realize that both RFK and Kid Cock both independently get into hot baths in jeans, before joining each other in their jeans for a final shared bro bathing session.
how can this be a thing, except to cover up some problematic tattoo or some other weird shit.
Bathing trunks are for beta males sweetie
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