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[–] tio_bira@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Another once upon a lifetime problem on big plataforms...

How odd is this became more and more frequent since corporations did massive layoffs and start to use IA

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yes.

But I heard that in just a few billion more dollars the AI will be better than veteran humans at site reliability engineering, in spite of l the evidence, and the laws of physics.

I really liked having an Internet where some stuff worked.

But I'm glad to be here, where we're building our own Internet, with blackjack and hookers.

[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

I wonder what would happen if these SRE AI tools get full access to prod to "detect and fix" issues.

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

For-profit cororate tech: Goes down all the time and horifically inefficient despite having trillions to throw at R&D

Some random critical infrastructure open source project with three maintainers basically working for free: The most goddamn robust and optimized code to ever touch your silicon.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

The difference is passion. Big tech has soul-crushed, overworked, 9-to-5-ers who just want to do the time in their cubicle and go home. There are some passionate people there, but they are scarce and growing scarcer. The open source project has passionate people who just want to deliver the best product they can.

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I do have issues with YouTube, but downtime isn't one of them.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The problems with YT will cease when it doesn't come back up.

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

You think? We've built an irreplaceable library of video knowledge, if it goes down how am I going find out the correct way to disassemble my 10 year old washing machine to replace a door gasket? Or find the correct way to remove the light cluster on my random ass car?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I thought it was related to the revanced gms thing, but the problem is still there. You can get to your history though.

[–] Auster@thebrainbin.org 5 points 1 month ago

Been noticing some hiccups those past few days. Wonder if it's related.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

I always have issues with YouTube, and so should you

[–] detonational_VuSE@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can give mpv an URL from YouTube and it will play that video.

[–] T156@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It's the same process. Mpv uses yt-dl or yt-dlp on the back end when loading YouTube videos from the URL.

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Oh, cool. I have both installed for different reasons and discovered it by accident.

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

More peertube please!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

I thought it was just my out of date revanced patch. Guess I didn't need to upgrade it after all. But it's good I did anyways.

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My largest issue right now is that you cannot order search results by date anymore.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Unbeknownst to him, this was not his actual largest issue.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's weird. Relevance and Popularity are the only sorting options on mobile in the official app. How not useful or specific at all.

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Google decided we need to be fed more algorithm crap instead of actually useful (i.e. most recent) results.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Seems to only be happening on my feed, not other stuff

Glad I’m not the only one who had a bad production deployment today.

[–] Ildar@lemmy.world -2 points 1 month ago

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