Why does the streetcar not simply eat the smaller weaker streetcar?
this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2026
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Set it on fire. The SwastiKKKar, not the streetcar.
someone in other post about tesla parked in wrong lane, told me "Woah now, are we sure killing somebody is the right call here? It’s only illegal parking after all." When I said call the police!
Bro, if you don't know where to park, don't fucking drive!!!!!
Where I live, we have tons of idiots like these, blocking sidewalks and transit, so we fucking call the police!!!!!
It was a joke about police brutality.
Wooosh!
literally the one and only thing they're good for, make em do something for their $ that day instead of sleeping in their car somewhere
The punishment should be determined based on exactly when they purchased their teslar. /s
Where I am from, the transportation company will call Taxis to get the people to their destination station in case a car blocks the tramline, until the car has been towed. The car owner has to pay the Taxi invoices.
I love this way of dealing with such a situation!
It both helps the passengers (who will still be later than without inconsiderate car parking) and teaches a lesson.
Best way to make sure there's no weaseling out of the responsibility is to tow the car and only fork it out after an advance payment to cover the taxi costs has been made.
The driver (who maybe wasn't the owner) has no money? Make it the owner's problem!
Has the driver been made famous yet?
Here in KC they've started fining heavily for people who block the rails.
Me? I'd rather they put a cowcatcher on the front and destroy the cars instead.
In Melbourne (Australia), they removed the cow catchers, but not the aggression. You get one, maybe two courtesy bell rings before you get punted.
Why not both? License plate reader that send automatic fine ( like speed camera ) and a cowcatcher that desteoy it after also the car owner should pay for the removing of what left of the car after
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Fucking plow through it!
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
And risk damaging the streetcar?
Even if you try to force the vehicle owner to pay, there’s no guarantee they will. Not to mention the non zero chance of causing a breakdown of the streetcar.
There’s also the small chance the vehicle isn’t just parked there, but something happened.
Honestly you’re just better off calling a tow or something.
And risk damaging the streetcar?
I imagine if a kampfwagen gets bumped by just about anything, the biggest hazard would be random stainless steel and plastic litter all over the street.
There's also a non-zero chance it will just go critical and set itself ablaze. XD
Even if you try to force the vehicle owner to pay, there’s no guarantee they will.
And they won't drive until they pay up, it's as simple as that.
they should have cowcatchers, asshole drivers pay for any damages caused to the cowcatchers.
Car should be towed and the owner should pay a fine of 1% of their income+wealth, stocks and bonuses included.
You could use the value of the car as a base. Untill if the car is worth nothing then tow its annoying but so id waiting for someone to come back from whatever. but if it's a cybertruck tow it then 1% if new would be $1000 plus lot, tow and admin fees.
Raise that to 5% minimum
It's a cybertruck in the snow, at this point it must be mostly rust, you try to tow it it'll just break apart.
That's way too hard to calculate
Just make it a percentage make value of the car.
Though, considering I had a car that I bought for a carton of beer (the fuel in the car was probably worth more than the beer), you might want to say a minimum.
That car was amazing. A Suzuki baleno for those who are aware, key had snapped off in the lock so the car didn't lock, started the car with a bottle opener and I could take it anyway
You know, I don't think I've seen this variant of the trolley problem before
It's often a Toronto exclusive, where walking is usually faster than taking the streetcar.
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The tram should just ram it and bill the owner for damages.
They should add nudge bars. Damage the car, leave the tram unscathed.
But it's a Cybertruck. So it will instantly break if touched, leaving even more insanely sharp edges...
This happens every fucking winter and not just with these trash cans but all cars. In most of our streets the streetcars don't have a dedicated and separated lane (or signal priority), making them pretty much just worse buses that stop in the middle of the street, making you cross a car lane on the way to the sidewalk.
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