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[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 1 points 16 minutes ago

Also what’s with the vegetable knife? Good luck cutting up a butternut squash with a puny knife like that!

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

That's not a pizza knife, this is a pizza knife

(Spoiler: both are pizza knives)

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] rainwall@piefed.social 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, this is a pizza knife:

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 1 points 28 minutes ago

Mezzaluna, my beloved.

[–] dejpivo@lemmings.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Endless knife for an endless pizza. Nice.

[–] Axiochus@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 51 minutes ago