Also what’s with the vegetable knife? Good luck cutting up a butternut squash with a puny knife like that!
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That's not a pizza knife, this is a pizza knife

(Spoiler: both are pizza knives)
These are pizza knives

Nah, this is a pizza knife:

Mezzaluna, my beloved.
Endless knife for an endless pizza. Nice.
That's a pizza circle!
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