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[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 63 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You can definitely have some sudden cardiac events where athletes are pushing themselves to the limit. Swimmers aren't immune to drowning.

[–] SlacksMcTavish@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That and drowning doesn't always look like drowning, an experienced life guard is very much needed.

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

To be fair, what a lot of these athletes do in the pool (for artistic events) don't really look like swimming, either.

I feel like regardless of the experience of the lifeguard, the earliest definitive assessment that the athlete is in distress would come from thier trainers or coaches. It's thier job to analyze every movement of the athlete.

The other skills of the lifeguard... physically trained and skilled to retrieve someone quickly and safely, that's what they're bringing to the table.

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

On the off chance a lifeguard is needed, we'll finally get to see the whole Olympian vs normal person comparison.

[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The funny thing is that when they indeed are needed, the coach ends up diving in to help because no lifeguard reacted Link

[–] SchadeMarmelade@feddit.org 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Couldn't that be becausethe coaches know the athletes and their routines quite well and can tell when something is wrong much quicker than a "regular" lifeguard?

[–] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Specially in a discipline like solo artistic swimming.

It's easy to lower your guard when everyone around is a much better swimmer than you.

What a shit job, I wonder what would happen if you jump in in an excess of caution and nothing was wrong.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

At the winter Olympics, no less

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 6 points 2 days ago

In Rio, no less.

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 5 points 2 days ago

There’s a looooot of waiting around. But you’re there to fix an issue that is very valuable.

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like the swiss flag on the cap.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

You need someone neutral