Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 years ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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How do these genes look on me?

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[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

DNA saw RNA sulking around one day.

"Still single?" Asked DNA.

"Always," said RNA

[–] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'll be throwing out some occasional non-seasonal Dad Jokes since the Christmas themed ones don't seem very popular.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 13 points 2 years ago

Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans!

[–] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 3 points 2 years ago

Hey baby, are you DNA helicase?

Cause you can unzip my genes.