Unlike C++ though, explosives usually degrade over time and become less dangerous.
Modifying C++ legacy code is like working on an armed nuke.
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Candand is borsuk language.
i think i get Candand (what some Barnes & Noble spam once rendered C++ as?) but, what is borsuk language?
The noble Borsuk is the badger. Borsuk is the beast's name in several Slavic languages. C++ is insofar a borsuk language as it would be the language of choice for this stinky, wood dwelling omnivore with eyes so smart.
As for Barnes and Noble, no fucken idea what that is about. I never read this borsukshit title of this book and I'm not starting getting into anything now. I vigorously shart on this.