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[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 39 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Imagine being such a dork that you name yourself after an early Mesopotamian conqueror with no clever puns involved. Just full on stolen Bronze Age valor. He should have called himself Ea-Nasir with all the bullshit he tries to peddle.

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

On the other hand he was sort of an early adopter of the whole marblestatue fash aesthetic

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think the head he used to have as his avatar was a bronze. Looking it up, the first website I found describes the early Mesopotamian city states as "theocratic socialist" agony-yehaw

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

well tubeefaire socialism is when the government does stuff and it was one of the first governments so it sort of invented doing stuff thereby inventing doing socialism

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

wdym bro this is obviously the same dude from mesopotamia. look how alpha and swol he is.

[–] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

He clearly doesn't mean it in this sense, but it's true that "Human Rights" is a Liberal bludgeon that has done immeasurable harm to the world and ripped apart the revolution. The Human Rights Concern Troll Complex is Liberal's strongest soft power weapon and we would all be better off if we immediately tuned out anyone westoid talking about "human rights"

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

Beat me to it

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

If corporations are people, I guess I’m okay with some people not having rights…

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 27 points 4 days ago

"Why an abundance of food leads to starvation"

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago

i agree, we should get rid of the “right” to own private property

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago

Tbh if i lived in Swindon I’d become a useless nobhead grifter who isnt even good at grifting to try and escape

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago

“The freedom of others is OPPRESSING ME! Stop oppressing me by existing as someone I don’t like!”

Literally they became their own strawman of the left.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Without human rights, human wrongs couldn't exist alphys-smug

[–] huf@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

human rights and human lefts amirite, punching, that's the thing, the real problem with the world, you see, the real problem, i swear to god, is that i cant punch everyone, i mean not everyone, not like pregnant mothers unless they're welfare queens, but you know, just punch them, until they just shut up, we freed the slaves and look where that got us, god dammit, we have to draw a line somewhere.

jesus i've just read back what i wrote and holy shit, what is wrong with me. even as a joke...

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I always forget what this guy looks like, then I remember he's the sort of guy who would get sloshed after 2 beers and I would probably start a fistfight with after he said something about women's brains being less developed than men's or something.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Kinda like British version of Vaush with even worse takes, though idk if he's a nonce too

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

He's an excellent example of that thing where people hear someone say something in a vaguely posh British accent and assume it must be correct because the guy saying it sounds smart.

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 3 days ago

remember folks, human rights are indeed oppressive towards the people that want to abuse you.

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

Oh for fucks sake could you not summarise this in under 5 minutes maddened

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago
[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

Mr two first names finally leaves the shadow of his 2016 rock

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

I'm glad you agree Carl, now go enjoy the next three hundred years in the gulag.

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago