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Or consider that if you have to eat people to survive you can just walk up to any station and feast on pork

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 21 points 3 days ago (3 children)

If you call 911, they'll send you some bastards straight to your home address, but buyer beware, they'll most certainly be armed.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I guess if you want to eat junk food.

Yeah but if their bullets arent silver why woukd i even care in that scenario?

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

they'll most certainly be armed

I certainly hope so, I ain't paying full price for utility evils.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Go to any 5 star hotel, or a restaurant that charges $300+ a plate, or to your nearest country club or yacht club or private golf course. Pick a random person that looks like they're just bored and not there to celebrate something.

There. Easy. The odds of you picking some rich asshole just shot up exponentially. Pick the right place, and it's almost guaranteed that's who a random person there would be.

[–] DarkSirrush@piefed.ca 3 points 3 days ago

Or just eat anyone that associates/trusts in the IDF.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago

I like this meme format. I need more stupid Venom knowledge drops in my life.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 3 days ago

Fortunately the worst people are happily identifying themselves with big red bumper stickers and banners. Devouring bastards has never been easier!

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

Lmao come to oklahoma. I cant throw a rock without nailing a racist homicidal piece of shit

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

I thought I was subscribed to the wrong interdimensional branch for a second there

Have you all never heard of fasting?

Also: Eat the rich isn't just a mantra, it's a sociological control mechanism.

Who cares about your guilt if you've got all of civilization chasing

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

This reminds me of an old SMBC comic.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

You could always just cruise the Walmart parking lot.

I do plan some pretty elaborate meals, but its not an every night kinda thing. It's probably randos in parking lots like 29 days a month and a billionaire every couple weeks.