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Thedicksofawholefraterni-tea
Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!
Anxie-tea
African or European?
I don’t know.
Ladden or unladden?
Uranium tea 🤤🤤
Hones-tea
you really honed in on that one
🤣
Ice tea, obviously.
Watching SVU used to be a guilty pleasure because his character was so shocked at the concept of sex. As a career detective in the special victims unit. You know, the sex crimes unit. Ice T would say things like "men.... Having sex with men?!"
... But personally I like the whole clip.
I do remember him being surprised at pigtails at some point too. Fin Tutuola is maybe New York's most of out of place detective.
I also remember him finding a pair of testicles in an ice bucket during daytime television. That show was nuts.
I was going to say treaty, but aren't most teas tree teas?
most teas are tree leaves. only Kukicha is made from the tree
Teaz nuts!
Did you hear this from that Singing Puns chick?