Maybe I'm doing it wrong but I don't usually fight with my dick out
this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2026
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My first thought as well. Are they sure they were “fighting”? 😬
"We were just playing tummy swords"
Ask @Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com, maybe he was present
That's why you always lose.
Canadians are so tough, they brawl naked outside in -20F! Elbows up.
Ok, temperatures are in the low single Fahrenheit digits now here too, how do you get from there, and fighting, to getting your dick stuck on the sidewalk?
If your dick was wet, and you put it on metal, it could freeze to it, just like putting your tongue on metal when it's cold. I really don't see how fighting could lead to this outcome here.