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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] 18107@aussie.zone 36 points 4 weeks ago

*blacksmith hits sword*
Sword: Harder daddy

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 weeks ago

Quenching the sword in camgirl bathwater is not recommended.

[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Blacksmith: I'm almost done with this sword, I just have to work out the Kinks.

Ray Davies: Can we take a break please?

Blacksmith: No. Another ten reps and then you do burpees!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

The blacksmith talks in a dark brown voice.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

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Blacksmith : "I'm almost done with this sword, I just have to work out the kinks."

Sword : "I like feet."

Blacksmith : "Shut up."

That'd be an interesting in-universe explanation for why a magical weapon does extra damage. Find a sword that's really into necks and you've got it made.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, You've been a bad black Smith your sword is kinky let's see if we can't straighten that out.

For the love of God I will temper this sword in your blood.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

Oh yeah, I bet that would make the sword ... rock hard and stiff.