So, snow flurries jizz?
Well damn, now I need a condom umbrella...
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So, snow flurries jizz?
Well damn, now I need a condom umbrella...
Flurries jizz
That's a typo. It's actually "furries jizz."

We've been getting dicked quite a bit this winter.
Yeah, this winter's been a hard one.
Fuck me sky daddy! uwu
Teabagged in Indiana.
Coming to Bravo this fall!
Ohio is gonna get fucked!
Just the tip, West Virginia…
1"? More like 1'
That Michigan glove is right exactly where it needs to be.
My name is Storm. Dick Storm.