this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2026
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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So, snow flurries jizz?

Well damn, now I need a condom umbrella...

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago

Flurries jizz

That's a typo. It's actually "furries jizz."

[–] knacht1@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We've been getting dicked quite a bit this winter.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah, this winter's been a hard one.

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Fuck me sky daddy! uwu

[–] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Coming to Bravo this fall!

[–] surge_1@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Ohio is gonna get fucked!

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Just the tip, West Virginia…

1"? More like 1'

That Michigan glove is right exactly where it needs to be.

My name is Storm. Dick Storm.