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[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 1 points 6 minutes ago

๐Ÿป cheers. Iโ€™m trying DHC Twilight Hazy IPA which is from a Japanese brewery near Mt Fuji. Itโ€™s very malty for an IPA. I purchased it at Sessions bottle shop in Box Hill. They have a vast range of Japanese beers. What they didnโ€™t have is a Thai spirit called Mekhong. Itโ€™s really a rum type spirit. If anyone can turn me on to a supplier I will be your best friend.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 points 17 minutes ago

afternoon tired

wonder if I have a bug

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Fruit & veg box arrived. I have sooooo many limes now! The capsicums are red this month instead of green which is nice.

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Green capsicum is definitely the inferior capsicum

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 3 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

FYI - it's the same plant, just harvested at different times. Greens are harvested early, yellow orange are mid ripe and red are the ripest.

I only learned this a couple of years ago.

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 2 points 44 minutes ago

They should leave the green ones on until they're done

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

itโ€™s the same plant

my whole life has been a lie.

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 3 points 1 hour ago

I have never recovered from learning that

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

That's only half right. Green are unripe fruit of any variety, but the yellow, orange and red are different varieties.

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 2 points 44 minutes ago

For real? Learning heaps about this veggie.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

One blackberry + one triangle of cream cheese = party in mouth

You're welcome

[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I have cream cheese ๐Ÿคฉ

No blackberries though

spoiler

[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 4 points 3 hours ago

I've done so much work this morning I'm basically cross-eyed. This lunch break is very welcome

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 3 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I took the best client facing IT guy with me into a meeting today.

Let me just say, he's an awesome guy and great to work with.

However.

These guys really overestimate what the average person understands. Now I get why they hired me.

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 3 points 2 hours ago

Back when I worked as a business analyst, about 80% of my work was translating geek into human and back again. It's a thing. Geek being insurance speak/legalese.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

agree

the hard part is not making average people defensive

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

You are soooooo right about that.

[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Date went okay. Guy was nice. We had some things in common but also were in different worlds. I think after I meet these next two people, I will quit this app thing.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 3 hours ago

get to know them ๐Ÿ™‚

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 1 points 3 hours ago

Washing is on, floors are vacuumed, bread is cooking and my fruit & veg box should be delivered soon. I really should do some menu planning.

[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

In case anyone was wondering, Bunnings do in fact, stock ladies underwear. Be the first to review!

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 8 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

They also have DIY options that work out a bit cheaper.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

Dude! One can tell you are not well acquainted with the female nethers

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 5 hours ago

my timetable is out sorts while the move is in progress

but it's not absolute chaos , I'll work around it ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Hmm I've accidentally changed my Google maps (app, android) perspective so it's like I'm viewing more from the horizon instead of directly over-head. I've tried a bunch of different gestures and I can't figure out how to change it back. Any ideas?

Edit: right after I posted I realized I didn't try double finger in same direction swipe. Success!

[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 5 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 2 points 5 hours ago

The one that super pissed me off was 'you turned 30' upgrade your health insurance for Spawn! Get all the way in the bin.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

Did you turn 50 too and get a letter?

[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 3 points 3 hours ago

If it makes you feel better, it's probably me who reimburses you for the cost of those. I pay a ton of hearing aid claims

[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

lol no Iโ€™ve been around longer than that. I just had a giggle at your story yesterday ๐Ÿ™‚

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 6 hours ago

Oh yeah ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 3 points 6 hours ago

For me it was the bowel cancer swab that really made it sink in (so to speak)

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 2 points 6 hours ago

I've had bowel cancer screening and breastscreen letters so far. Apparently turning 50 means your body is going to try to kill you.

Date one is this morning. I had a shit night of sleep, but we will be powering through.

spoiler

[โ€“] SituationCake@aussie.zone 6 points 10 hours ago

Woke up too early due to a nightmare I was going to fail year 12. What? That was a very long time ago, and I was never at risk of failing, brain what is wrong with you? I would like to go back to sleep now.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 1 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Can I have the worldโ€™s worst fruit salad?

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 3 points 8 hours ago

๐Ÿชฐ๐Ÿ†

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Can I please have a jalapeno, cottage cheese, and pickled onion salad?

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 2 points 7 hours ago

๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿก๐Ÿง€๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅ—

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 1 points 7 hours ago

A jar of XO and a spoon please

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 1 points 7 hours ago

Crab cakes and chippies please chef.