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[–] wissenisstmacht@lemmy.world 85 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

This seems to be and old hoax / fake news photo. Only one bird survived. They were not poisoned but hit by a vehicle.

https://fakenews.pl/en/general/waxwings-visible-in-the-photo-are-dead-not-drunk-with-alcohol/

Birds do occasionally get ethanol poisoning from frozen/fermented fruits though. Since they are small, the dosage is often lethal.

[–] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

From the Summary of the article you linked (emphasis mine):

A photo of waxwings, which became popular in the Polish Internet space, shows dead birds that died as a result of a collision with a bus shelter in Ukraine. Their arrangement indicates that they flew in a compact formation. Therefore, it is unlikely that the collision occurred as a result of coordination disorders after ingesting alcohol.

[–] wissenisstmacht@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

True, I mixed that up after reading the article because I dug into birds and ethanol poisoning and by the time I posted the comment I had forgotten, that the birds from the photo were unrelated to ethanol poisoning.

Thanks for pointing that out. I added misinformation on top of a good source. 😅

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I reject your reality and accept OP's reality - where these birds are alive and happily drunk. Sorry, but that's just the world we live in now.

[–] wissenisstmacht@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Ignorance is Strength

[–] mapu@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Do look up kererū thoigh, real birds that do this every summer in New Zealand x)

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/drunk-kereru-fall-from-trees/PLJ7VXPXRSRDVFENWEDBCHA4TU/

Wonderful behaviours survive evolution without natutal predators

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

is that why they're assholes, because they're drunk?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah, probably.

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To quote Bloberta Puppington:

That's just his true nature coming out

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago

bibo ergo sum

[–] wissenisstmacht@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah, the birds on Aotearoa truly are a special kind of funny. xD

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 90 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The elites don’t want you to know this but the waxwing birds at the park are free. You can take them home. I have 458 waxwing birds.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Seems weird to brag about everything you own being covered in bird poop

[–] probablymissing@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

it's an anti-theft system.

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oh sure, they're allowed to get drunk in public and pass out on the sidewalk, but when I do it it's a misdemeanor 🫩

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Your to large to be collected and put somewhere safe.

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 7 points 2 days ago

I heard yo mama is too large to be collected and put somewhere safe

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Theirs a safe spot right over they're!

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 4 points 2 days ago
[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Their genitals aren't exposed like yours was.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I used to have a couple of pear trees in the yard of my old house, and I learned to pick up any fruit that fell on the ground. If I didn't, the juice would ferment under the skin, and wasps would pierce the skin, drink the juice, and get drunk.

It turns out that wasps get real belligerent when drunk, and I'd go out to work on my garden and have to run back into the house for cover from some drunken wasp.

Who would known? Actually, probably everybody. It tracks that wasps would be mean drunks.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Pro tip: tack a brown paper bag up where the wasps make a nest. They'll think it's a hornets nest and fuck off.

You can also buy fake hornets nests to hang up, and they work really well. I put one up next to a rather large nest, and within 24h they were gone and had dismantled their nest completely

I've also heard that roach spray along where they build nests will deter them, but I dislike pesticides.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Excellent organic gardening tips I hadn't heard before. Thanks.

[–] DragonAce@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I had a huge elderberry tree in my backyard at my old place. There was always a murder of crows, some bluejays, a few raccoons, and a couple of fat opossums that would get drunk off of them every year. The crows in particular would become very vocal when drunk. LOL

Oh and the first time ever seeing an armadillo in the wild was watching one take 45 minutes stumbling around my yard trying to figure out how to get back out of the gap in the fence where it came in.

[–] quandang@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They're not drunk, they're just dead

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

They're pining for the Fjords

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

They are drunk, fermented fruit do have alcohol and it affect animals too ofc

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

My bad.

i didn't thought that someone would lie about something this stupid so i didn't even checked :/
Note for the next time: check

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oh to be a waxwing bird absolutely zonked on the sidewalk

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean....take away the bird part, and you have my teenage years to early 20s.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are you waxwing nostalgic?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

He’ll be here all week. Try the brisket.

Don't let your dreams be dreams 🥴

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

Oh to know what goes through a birds mind when it's gotten blackout drunk and woke up someplace else. Do you think they sang their ex's name?

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Everyone just wants to get fucked up.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 2 days ago

As a kid we had a cherry tree and you've never seen so many drunk songbirds smacking into walls.

Spring break

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Party animals

[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How do they not all get eaten by predators?

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Another comment posted a link claiming they're dead, so probably they do

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Would those be scavengers then?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 1 day ago

Some predators will scavenge. Not very advantageous to pass up a free meal.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)
  1. in an urban environment, predators are usually more scarce than in rural environments, and the ones that do live in urban areas won't touch any prey animal if there's a human nearby.

  2. there are people putting them in safe places, that may include safe from predators too.

  3. A lot of predators are nocturnal (foxes, owls)

[–] DragonAce@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There were coyotes that hunted up and down the banks of the large creek that ran behind my house. They would often chase prey into the neighborhood, but they would never pursue, they would figure out ways to go around. They also would hunt in packs during the winter and even then, they never came into neighborhoods or yards.

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago